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Are You Falling For A Beast Cursed Prince Or A Straight Up Bear?

Ugh, love, am I right? Sometimes it feels like it’s impossible to find a good man these days. It seems like every man out there is just playing these juvenile games and wasting your time. Even when you find yourself held hostage in a castle by a hideous beast, it’s like, who even is this guy? It’s true that cohabiting with someone is a good sign that they’re ready to commit, but it’s still important to know what you’re getting into.

Trust me, I’ve been there. But you can’t let your feelings get in the way of rational thought. Before you give this hairy creature your heart, you’ll want to make sure he’s definitely a handsome prince who has been cursed, and not just a bear. It’s easy to start falling for a beast when you’re suffering from Stockholm syndrome.So, how can you tell?

Here are some important clues to look for:

Does your beast wear clothes?

If so, he is probably a cursed prince. Generally speaking,Bears, do not have the dexterity for buttons.

Is your beast a good dancer?

This is a tricky one, because some bears are actually trained to dance for circuses. However, princes transformed by a magic spells tend to have a larger repertoire. If your beast can’t waltz, that’s a big red flag.

Has your beast tried to maul you?

If so, he is either a bear or a huge jerk. Ditch him, ASAP!

Is your beast literate?

Cursed princes often find reading to be an enjoyable hobby to pass the time in their lonely castle. Bears, meanwhile, prefer to rip books to shreds with their sharp claws.

No matter what, keep faith that the right prince under the spell of an enchantress is out there for you. As the old saying goes, “You have to kiss a lot of bears before you find your beast.”

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